chocolate covered custerd fucker 

a cop who likes to fuck his doughnuts and spill his coffee on his dick then helps his partner slam his dick in the car door then they go fuck each other until the boss catches them.

look at the chocolate covered custerd fucker over there. i see the chocolate covered custered fucker over there.

chocolate covered custerd fucker by Lil Steve-O April 13, 2005

custard dragon 

When someone swallows so much cum they begin to cough it up

God look at her go she's going to be such a custard dragon later

custard dragon by (•) (•) June 4, 2017

Custer 

A BUSTER, on HOOD, 5IVE 5IVE CRIP. EVERYTHANG GON C ALRIGHT, GON C ALRIGHT, on 55TH STREET!

REPLACE THE B WITH A C, EVERYTHANG ON C, Crip style, thus a CUSTER. Like BKuster, but CUSTER.

Popularized by Tiny Loc Crip Mac from 55th Street. You 5 me? On hoodstas.

Big Bad West Coast Southern California thangs...

DON'T BE A CUSTER, THAT'S SOME CUSTER SHIT, CUH!! CHARLESTON WHITE, HE A STRAIGHT CUSTER, ON HOOD!! EVERYTHANG GON C ALRIGHT, CUH.

DON'T DO NO CUSTER SHIT, DON'T C NO CUSTER. LISTEN 5 ME. AIN'T CUSTER SHIT.

Some Tiny Loc Crip Mac thangs, C Mac da Loc.

Custer by BigBadWestCoastHead November 16, 2021

cowardly custard

Another name for a shit-bag. Taken from the lion in The Wizard of Oz

He is a cowardly custard, hiding behind his ebay posting I.D.

cowardly custard by Terence Dactyl July 2, 2014

Custard Cruncher 

BBC Radio 1 DJ Scott Mills. He takes it upon himself to ruin people's September by playing "All I want for Christmas is you".

Get off my radio you custard cruncher. You should be suspended.

Custard Cruncher by custard001 September 26, 2018

Custeristic 

adj. reckless leadership with total disregard for human safety; leading people into a massacre. Word is a reference to "Custer's Last Stand" at the Battle of Little Bighorn.

Illinois Black Panther Party leader Fred Hampton condemned the ill-planned actions of the Weathermen's "Days of Rage" demonstrations as Custeristic.

Custeristic by Reinamaria March 7, 2013

Rhubarb and custard 

A euphemism to describe the oozing from and infected orifice.

Doctor I don't know what it is, but it looks like rhubarb and custard.

Rhubarb and custard by The curious bibliophile July 9, 2018