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A dish made of milk, eggs, flavoring, and sometimes sugar, boiled or baked until set.
Fuck you, I asked for custard, not bloody wordmayonnaise/word. (Link added becuase most of you probably think mayonnaise is semen.)
by Bundle Of Sticks April 06, 2004
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custardinternet
I had to quit my job at McDonald's because I couldn't handle the damn custards.
by Kaim February 13, 2008
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Someone who is a bit of a CUnt and a bit of a basTard.
That doorman is a right fucking custard!!
by cuntuk December 27, 2006
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Coined in Vancouver WA, it is a local term to indicate and ridicule a person who is bald on top of their head. It is also an alternative to the weak term "skullet." The only notable celebrities to correctly rock the custard are Reggie Bannister, of the Phantasm films, and Hollywood Hulk Hogan. Calling them a custard is a compliment.
That custard better watch his step, or I'll turn his wife and kids into custards too.
by The Rev Stonewall Hawkins July 05, 2011
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"She's got custard dripping down her face"
"Would madam like custard on her buns?"
by Mather September 13, 2003
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1. A snack that is best served with jelly from you school canteen.
1. Could i please get a cup of jelly with custard.
by PositveMr June 14, 2009
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When you have been turned down by a woman. Similar to receiving a custard pie in the face
"ha ha custard m8 she didn't like you"
by sugs79 August 15, 2008
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