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19.
a yellowy fowl vannilaish liquid that Freek rubs on his nipples
Please, rub the custardharder!
by Steven Hughes December 20, 2003
 
1.
A dish made of milk, eggs, flavoring, and sometimes sugar, boiled or baked until set.
Fuck you, I asked for custard, not bloody mayonnaise. (Link added becuase most of you probably think mayonnaise is semen.)
by Bundle Of Sticks April 06, 2004
 
2.
Seminal male ejaculate
"She's got custard dripping down her face"
"Would madam like custard on her buns?"
by Mather September 13, 2003
 
3.
A portmanteau of customer and retard.
I had to quit my job at McDonald's because I couldn't handle the damn custards.
by Kaim February 13, 2008
 
4.
Someone who is a bit of a CUnt and a bit of a basTard.
That doorman is a right fucking custard!!
by cuntuk December 27, 2006
 
5.
Coined in Vancouver WA, it is a local term to indicate and ridicule a person who is bald on top of their head. It is also an alternative to the weak term "skullet." The only notable celebrities to correctly rock the custard are Reggie Bannister, of the Phantasm films, and Hollywood Hulk Hogan. Calling them a custard is a compliment.
That custard better watch his step, or I'll turn his wife and kids into custards too.
by The Rev Stonewall Hawkins July 05, 2011
 
6.
When you have been turned down by a woman. Similar to receiving a custard pie in the face
"ha ha custard m8 she didn't like you"
by sugs79 August 15, 2008
 
7.
When you dont know what to say
Person 1: I made love to a camel
Person 2: Custard
by oooooooh October 30, 2011