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A portmanteau of customer and retard. I had to quit my job at McDonald's because I couldn't handle the damn custards.
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A dish made of milk, eggs, flavoring, and sometimes sugar, boiled or baked until set. Fuck you, I asked for custard, not bloody mayonnaise. (Link added becuase most of you probably think mayonnaise is semen.)
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Seminal male ejaculate "She's got custard dripping down her face"
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Coined in Vancouver WA, it is a local term to indicate and ridicule a person who is bald on top of their head. It is also an alternative to the weak term "skullet." The only notable celebrities to correctly rock the custard are Reggie Bannister, of the Phantasm films, and Hollywood Hulk Hogan. Calling them a custard is a compliment. That custard better watch his step, or I'll turn his wife and kids into custards too.
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When you have been turned down by a woman. Similar to receiving a custard pie in the face "ha ha custard m8 she didn't like you"
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When you dont know what to say Person 1: I made love to a camel
Person 2: Custard |
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