the mysterious organ located between a man's legs that sprays goo all over unsuspecting females.
i shot your mom in the eye with a powerful blast of my custard cannon
by jizzcock June 16, 2003
Slang term for the male penis.
As soon as she put my custard cannon in her mouth, she was rewarded with a mouthful of ceam.
by urban pervert June 17, 2003