Cuntact 

When your path crosses with that bitch in the office despite your best avoidance tactics.

"Even though I ducked into the storeroom I still had cuntact with you you-know-who."

"No way that was the third cuntact with Julia this week!"

Cuntact by Kat'O9 April 28, 2022

cuntact 

making ceritifiable contact with the cunt

He went in for the landing, but she didnt even let him make cuntact.

Jim had been wanting to fuck Sara forever, the time now had finally come....for first cuntact.

cuntact by R. Shah January 25, 2006

custache 

A custy mustache.
The nasty soft-haired mustache. Peach fuzz texture, but dark enough to be seen from far away. Usually sported by little white boys trying to be ghetto.

Pedro from Napolean Dynamite has a custache.
Prince has a nasty custache.
Your 14 year old brother who refuses to shave his upper lip has a custache

custache by joe wig December 22, 2008

Custartarian 

A person who only consumes custard products, often for moral reasons.

"Billy, would you like angel food cake or boston cream pie for desert?"

"Boston cream pie please, I'm a custartarian.

Custartarian by wow4now January 3, 2009

cuntact 

An acquaintance , colleague or 'contact' that is in fact, a cunt.

'Dave's looking for some free tickets to that gig tomorrow night - u have any connections?'

'I do know John yeah, but to be honest, he's a bit of a cuntact'

cuntact by kissmeimpeaking September 30, 2011

enemy cuntact

Enemy cuntact is a procedure word used in any situations that require target handling such as automobile water strafing, balloon artillery, paintball assault, object throwing, and other such ultralight combat.

"Enemy cuntact car full of jocks windows down windows down."

"Target pwned and bwned. He's flippin a bitch."

enemy cuntact by robotlegcommando October 19, 2011

cuntact 

Cuntact is unwanted or undesirable contact, as done by one who "cunts" the cuntacted party.

Can you pick up some Off Deep Woods brand insect repellent while youre out? The mosquitoes are still getting inside and making cuntact.

cuntact by robotlegcommando July 28, 2011