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13. curtains
Finishing move whereby, upon completion of anal intercourse, the male removes his member from the female's anal cavity and then promptly wipes it clean on the curtains, or drapes, as a semi-permanent reminder of the event. Works well as a follow up to a donkey punch, and can be combined with other moves. Can ruin a relationship, not to mention some perfectly nice curtains.
Dude, the break up sex with Jessica was glorious. I pulled off a donkey punch-houdini to curtains on her. Let her explain that to her mom.
1. Curtains
A slang term for the female labia majora
Oh, my curtains are dead itchy today
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2. curtains
big funky nasty pussy lips resembling chewed-up bologna!
i spread the curtains on that ho!
3. Curtains
True English definition for 'Swag' and is also a better way of saying swag or bars.
That nigguh Djaye got curtains for days!
4. curtains
your vagina cheeks
girl#1...omg i just had sex for the first time it was amazing!

girl#2...gurl wat choo doing????ur wayyy to young to be letting those curtains open. you'll be one of those teenmoms.
5. curtains
Objects that are not only window decorations, but are also used for entertainment, or "hooking" yourslef.
"Wow, Berta, those are some dandy curtains! you can accidently hook them, if you want to!"
6. Curtains
Glasses tinted to protect the eyes from sunlight or glare.

Sunglasses,shades

Term originally started in Russia.
I lost my fucking curtains again, well good thing they are only 11$ at Nordstrom.
7. Curtains
A code word for a skirt, with a flowery pattern, that looks like it should be hanging in the front room of your grans front room.
"I want that skirt!"
"No you don't, it looks like the pair of curtains that my gran owns. If you buy it, I will mock you"
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