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How many curtain climbers you got in the house?
by Mike Chuich April 23, 2003
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Curtain Climbers gravitate to anything that they can abuse! Whether dogs, floor cabinets, tables or even pant legs. They are frequently observed attempting to eat television remotes, intact dog hair and window sills. But they are nowhere near the threat of the ANKLE BITER.
Would someone please take my remote away from the Curtain Climber and disinfect it!
by Grumpy Grandpa September 03, 2014
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One who climbs curtains of all shape, size, and material while effortlessly owning noobs in any way shape or form.
Ninja's on the ninja obsticle course are one example of curtain climbers.
by Charlie Hartnett February 21, 2008
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A crack head. paranoid. Constantly getting up to look out the window to make sure the cops arent coming. Nosey person, wanting to know whats going on all the damn time. Frequently seen at ghetto apartment complexes, cheap hotels, projects and pych wards.
Dude, this bitch was curtain climbing everytime the wind blew.
by Nikita December 05, 2004
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