Top Definition
pussy lips that resemble a closed curtain. One often has to swim through vast amounts of saggy labias to the clitoris and/or pussy canal
John: Damn girl you got a curtain pussy
Tiffany: yea... I DJ diddle way to much with my sorority sisters
John: i don't know if i can find your clitoris
Tiffany: well you've got a saggy slong
by Rumple Forskin October 20, 2010

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