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the object someone called steph tried to kill herself off, until it broke
stringup, pole realises weight, pole snaps
by KoBraKAi March 06, 2005
A mans penis that looks like a curtain pole. Long and VERY thin! Very easy to clean = No nob cheese!! Prefible to the fat lady! Not very pleasurable!
Ha! your dick it like a curtain pole!! You must not get any sex!!