cuppaphobia 

The fear or phobia of a person who is afraid of cups. They believe these small, bowl-shaped cylindrical holders are evil will slowly and inconspicuously harm the unsuspecting human being that stumbles upon it's presence. Usually from a traumatizing experience with such objects.

You going to the party with Susy tonight?
Nah, i heard she has Cuppaphobia.

cuppaphobia by cool_kid_noah June 28, 2016

curaphobia 

A fear of having to engage in the performance or management of business or personal operations involving paperwork.

I haven't invoiced any of my customers for the last 6 months because of my acute curaphobia.

curaphobia by Lorien Gamaroff November 26, 2009

Carbaphobia 

Carbaphobia is the fear of any teacher.

Steve: I am really scared of Mr.bru

Alex: I think you might have carbaphobia
Steve: whats carbaphobia
Alex:it is when you are scared of a teacher

Carbaphobia by Water toaster October 15, 2019

Cuntaphobia 

The fear or dislike of vaginas.

Shelly: So, have you and Raj done the dirty yet?
Kelly: No!
Shelly: Why not?
Kelly: He suffers from Cuntaphobia.

Cuntaphobia by F Meister May 15, 2006

curbophobia 

The fear of getting kicked to the curb by either a girlfriend or boyfriend

He is so paranoid of his girlfriend breaking up with him I think he has curbophobia

curbophobia by Mikes spike March 5, 2016

Cumaphobia 

Fear of male sexual excrement that goes beyond fear of spitting/swallowing. One suffering from cumaphobia usually substantiates her fear by delivering meaingless threats such as "If your cum comes anywhere near my face I will wipe it on your shirt."

These threats are worthless because those suffering from cumaphobia fail to realize that a messy shirt is worth a shot in the face.

"As I was about to cum, my girlfriend freaked out. Realizing that she suffered from cumaphobia, I helped her face her fear by shooting a load all over her face."

Cumaphobia by Jolly May 31, 2004

Codraphobia 

The fear of playing Call of Duty with out a team of friends due to the risk of ruining ones stats.

MAN 1 - Dude, I need some good players on my friends list before I can play!
MAN 2 - Quit with the codraphobia and just play already

Codraphobia by The Sitdownasaurus April 14, 2011