1. A curly, red-headed fuck who thinks he's really cool, but in reality is a huge loser and sucks at every aspect of his life. Except for sucking. He's good at that.

2. A 20 year old man who thinks its socially acceptable to date a 15 year old girl because "she looks older than 15."

3. A fag who spends all of his free time playing videos games (Halo, Pokemon, Mario, etc.) and/or getting drunk by himself.

4. Has a hard time finding a somewhat attractive girlfriend, and when he finally finds one, he enjoys cheating on her with bisexuals or really fat, ugly girls.

5. A guy who thinks he can get away with anything in a relationship, and when is super hot girlfriend finds a super sexy country boy, he cries like a baby because he realizes what an idiot he is.

6. Thinks that lasting in bed for two minutes everytime means he's really good in bed.

7. Showers once, MAYBE twice a week.

8. Has a huge ratty red fro.

9. Is sexually confused.

10. Enjoys threatening his ex's new boyfriend, even though he has never been in a fight in his life, and the guy he is threatening is trained to kill someone with his bare hands and owns lots of guns and knives.

11. Thinks he is really sexy. (he WAS at one point, before he got fat and hairy- just because you were hot at one point, doesn't mean you are now.)

12. When he makes out, he suffacates you and chokes you with his tongue, and leaves slobber all over your face when he's done.

Usually a female, with curly hair and a curvy body. Very intelligent but stubborn. Extremely loud and crazy. Can be air-headed and perverse. Definitely lively and fun to be around. Easily bored,mind-changing, competitive and determined. Jealous natured yet independent and strong. Laveets are unwilling to follow rules and are one of the most argumentative people you'll ever meet. They will do whatever it takes to prove you wrong. No one can win a Laveet, so be careful.

Mehdi is a man who is funny & can be very charming when he wants to. He is dark & handsome, although not at all tall. He is intelligent in many ways & a genius with computers, great at math, but kinda sucks at spelling. He can be very philosophical. He has black curly hair & warm honey golden brown eyes.He is very warm & caring. He is very family-orientated. He is a great father, a wonderful husband & anyone would be lucky to have him in their life. Women swoon at his feet, but he just steps over them because he is veryfaithful & only has eyes for his wife. He definitely has a sensitive & sentimental side. He is kind of a geek, but in a good way. He can speak several languages fluently & is very talented. One of his favorite quotes is that "the most silent creature is often the deadliest" when he feels he is being taken advantage of. He is a great singer.He can be stubborn & bull-headed but yet he is a very calm, patient, & forgiving man. He is just one of the best people anyone can know. He is very much loved by all that meet him. There is so much more to write about this man, but time & space just do not permi...

A very long piece of meat known as a "Rou Bang" -

A colossal penis head