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1- the bad mood you get in when you know you really have to go 'twosies' before you go out/ set off on a long journey/ have anal sex/ do something scary or intimidating, but you just can't quite force it...

2- when you've got to curl one off and there's no stopping it, cos there's a turtle's head issue (thankyou austin powers) during a night out/ a long journey/ anal sex/ doing something scary or intimidating...
1- dad's got curling grumps 'cos he knows mom won't stop the car 3 miles after we set off...

2- george has curling grumps, from the humiliation when he had to dash out of the big meeting.
by chanakra February 02, 2010

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