curd

A curd is someone who is both a cunt and a turd.

Sally is such a curd.

by corrssetti April 14, 2009

curd

Also known as "creampie", a curd is a contraction of cum and turd; such as the residual from anal sex.
WARNING: Curds can make a time-delayed exit, usually when trying to sneak a fart later. Pass with caution!

When I decided I was through with her ass, Mary went and relinquished her curds in the toilet.
alt.; Little Miss Muffet, sat on her tuffet...

by SLATCH September 22, 2005

curd

an individual that is more boring than bean curd

I almost fell asleep in class today, because the teacher is such a curd.

by Charles Gibson January 18, 2003

Curding

When someone repeats phrases twice when exchanging pleasantries. Commonly practiced in the state of Wisconsin.

Guy: How you doing today son?
Son: Doing good, doing good...

Curding

by Looper m January 18, 2013

curds

what little miss muffet ate

"eating her CURDS and whey"

by lauren September 2, 2003

Curd

Slang word for marijuana

Y'all Niggas got curd?

by J12lorenzo March 26, 2017

curded

A really bad shit.
A number 5.

You curded all over my bathroom !?

by Samm Moneyz December 24, 2007