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Wood Shop Cubby Baby 

When somebody is forced into a cubby in a wood shop class. (It can be any class, but usually a wood shop has cubbies for storage space.) The person is locked in, and people block the door. The person either has to get a friend to escape, or he can break free. If he cannot escape, then he might be let out. Upon release, the captors sing "Wood Shop Cubby Baby" to the tune of Family Guy's "Prom Night Dumpster Baby".
Tommy got so pissed when we made him Wood Shop Cubby Baby.
Related Words

curb appeal 

The aesthetic charm of a house when first seen from the road; a home-improvement television program first aired on Home & Garden Television (HGTV).
"Look at that cute little cottage! See how well kept the garden is? See the beautiful swing chair on the porch? That house has great curb appeal!"
curb appeal by Christine Puff April 20, 2007

Curb jockey 

That curb jockey is always begging for money in front of the smoke shop.
Curb jockey by King Yamayama December 18, 2014

Curb in the Lurb 

“Hey, look! It’s a curb in the lurb!”

Curb-dicking

To irresponsibly use the allotted space on a street curb to park, allowing no room for other drivers.
Example:
1. (trying to find a parking spot): "Ah jeez- look at this guy curb-dicking. I guess I'll try circling the block."

2. "I heard Gabe is a curb-dicker. James was pretty upset last week."
Curb-dicking by nicholblack December 13, 2020
The word curlbro consists of the two words curl (for biceps-curl, a popular isolation exercise in hypertrophy training) and bro (brother, but here: fake tan, borderline-retarded, gel-in-hair, unintelligent person).

A curlbro enjoys lifting weights in his free time. The focus of his workout regimen is on 'getting big arms' - because that's the only part of your body that usually sticks out when curlbros are 'in da club, partying it up wid da chixx'.

A curlbro usually doesn't know anything about fitness and his goal isn't to develop an aesthetically pleasing body but rather just grow big 'disco muscles, bro!' to impress 'da chixx, brah!'.
John: Hey man, did you see that new guy at the gym? He comes in three days a week and all he ever does is biceps, triceps and forearm isolation exercises. The fuck, man? His arms are bigger than his legs. It looks completely out of proportion and retarded.

Jim: Yeah man, total curlbro. He's also looking kinda orange, I guess he's got the fake-tan thing going as well.

John: Well, yeah. That's kind of obligatory. He's also wearing shades during workout and fixes his hair throughout his curlbro routine.

Broseph: YO GUYZ CAN YOU SPOT ME I WANNA WORK OUT MY BICEPS UNTIL FAILURE LOL GOTTA GET DEM VEINS GOIN 4 DA CHIX IN DA CLUB TONITE?!??!

Jim, John: Excuse me, I have an actual workout to continue.
curlbro by Broseidon_ December 11, 2010