Top Definition
A mysterious elf who wanders around places curbs in random places to through off teenage drivers.

Has yet to be caught.

Is believed to be around 3 feet tall, asian, angry at the world.
*Car Hits Curb*
Blake: Fuck you curb elf!
Evan: AHHHH
Curb elf: I will now close Target!
Evan: AHHHH
Dylan: HAHAHA
Kristin: I'M fucking VIDEO TAPING THIS
by Blakey Poo February 20, 2007

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