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Uppercunt 

Similar motion to the uppercut. The only difference is location.

Not to be mistaken with fisting, which is very similar. The difference being that the Uppercunt is fast and not a repeated motion as there is no need for further pleasure after such a maneouvre.

A technique that is apparently associated with Leeroy Jenkins.
Bill - Last night I got my Uppercunt on.
Phil - Oh cool.
Bill - Yeah, I know. Her head is still stuck in my ceiling as we speak.
Uppercunt by Uxio July 14, 2009

CooperCunt 

Amazing in Bed, Massive Dick, He also cant swim.
"I just had sex with Coopercunt"
"OMG your so lucky, i wish i SLAM DUNKED HIS HOT DOG"

uppercunting 

another word for fisting

as defined by Bo Burnham
We got a little serious there... I believe fisting should be called uppercunting
uppercunting by ANTIClTIZEN December 3, 2010

Uppercunternutter with Jelly 

When a man smooshes an entire fluffernutter with strawberry jelly sandwich in his fist while a woman lays spread eagle in front of him. He proceeds to repeatedly fist her in the vagina with the sandwich still crushed in his hand.
Chris: Yo, I gave Susie an uppercunternutter with jelly last night.
BJ: Was it good?
Chris: It jammed her up

uppercunt 

Sometimes you might find you're being pursued by cunt. There may be something attached to it. It may be screaming something at you. This is irrelevant. A cuntchop may temporarily subdue the rabid cunt. A cuntslap will be laughed off the court. You've got to uppercunt that shit. POW! Right in the kisser.

Uppercunt; the heinous act of a powerful upward-punch in the lady-lips.
1. Some bitch was makin' eyeballs at me earlier. I was all "if you don't back off, there's an uppercunt over here with your name on, grandma!"
uppercunt by twotoTandy March 27, 2008

Cumbercunt 

A lousy fuck , no skills in the bed, a fish fuck, dead inside, nun sex.
" Man I hooked up with Leigh last night, turns out she is a cumbercunt!"
Cumbercunt by Batseveryehere October 21, 2016