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after having sex with girl in the ass, pull cock out and smear poo on butt cheek in the shape of the heart #1 brown jersey. then, get the hell out of her dormroom!!
Justin gave Shania a cupid, leaving behind the greatest valentine's day card in the history of the world.
by Bad Valentine February 13, 2004
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A person who makes a couple fall in love.
That man was just like cupid!
by Jamie February 18, 2003
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Cupid is the little angel in wings that makes people fall in love but then always screws them over in the end.
Cupid made me fall in love then made him take my car my house and my money, thanks cupid you can go suck a dick.
by falconSX April 09, 2003
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The stupid little cherub that graces Valentine cards and shoots people with his arrows of love that leave hearts bleeding in the end.
"It was Cupid's hand! I had no choice!"
"Don't you know Cupid rhymes with 'stupid'?"
by Destinee Carols April 15, 2007
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to describe someone who tries to play off their stupidity as cute
When Jane met Bobby and asked him that really awkward question, he thought she was being cupid.

A cupid statement would be something like the capital of Pennsylvania is capital P.
by RichmondGirl09 January 25, 2009
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- man across the street
- my friend
"Uhh what?"
- man across the street
by Krishna Epitaph August 29, 2010
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Cutely stupid / equivalent of dumb blonde
That Jessica Simpson like comment was cupid.
by UgirlR November 06, 2008
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A quarter pound QP of weed.
We scored a cali cupid last night.
by Alaskan Aurora April 26, 2009
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