Its a fucking bread product with fucking frosting you perverts

A pet name a guy tells his girlfriend to make her feel special.

To pay more attention to your girlfriend, or any "non-slut," over your friends. Variation: crossing the principle of "bros before hoes"

the whores of the muffin world

When a muffin is consumed by magic.

A fan fiction story featuring the My Little Ponies: Friendship Is Magic ponies written by Sergeant Sprinkles. I thought it was kinda funny but most people think it's fucked up.

A cupcake is a person who...

...from outward appearance you would assume they are tough, but on the inside they are soft.

...can be very sweet.

...is the perfect size, just the right amount of everything.

...is also cute yet delicious.

...people are always in the mood to hang out with them, just like people are always in the mood to have cupcakes.

...people never get sick of.