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1. Cup of Janoodle.
The act of really needing to take a shit while your cousin is in the bathroom making out with a drunk chick..Since you have only one bathroom in your house and don't want to shit your pants you grab an empty milkshake cup from your kitchen table and proceed to the backyard to take a shit in the cup. You wipe after your cousin is done with the chick in the bathroom!
Janoodle got home from work one night and desperatly needed to take a shit. Her cousin was in the bathroom making out with a drunk chick..so Janoodle got the milkshake cup that she bought from work and went in the backyard to poop in her cup. When done, she threw the cup in a bag that sat in the trash can..turns out, the bag was clothes that were accidently thrown away and her aunt got the bag out of the garbage so Janoodle told her and the act was then named Cup Of Janoodle.
2. cup condom
n, the cardboard sleeve placed around a paper coffee cup to prevent burns to the hand.
Customer: Shit this cup is hot.
Starbucks Chick: Here's a cup condom for protection.
3. Jelly Cup
Eating a chick's orgasmic fluids with a spoon.
I am going to Jelly Cup you.
4. flip cup
A very disgusting sexual act where a guy shits in a cup while squeezing it in between his ass cheeks. A girl will then grab the cup with her teeth and either flip it in between her legs, on the guys balls, or upon her head.

If a girl is a flip cup champion, she can flip the cup between her legs then onto her head, and finally on a guys balls.
Guy 1: What did you do with that chick last night?

Guy 2: We played flip cup... and not with liquor.

Guy 1: That's nasty man, don't bring her home to your parents.
5. Puddin' Cup
Puddin' Cup is when you place the males penis in chocolate or vanilla pudding and use that as a lubricant. As you have sex with the female the pudding on the dick is transported to the vagina. Once in the vagina, the male must either use; his mouth, a spoon or a straw to get every ounce of pudding out of the vagina.

* Note: this may cause infection. Please see your gynecologist for any questions.
Man, I Puddin' Cupped that chick ALL NIGHT
6. Fruit Cup from Chick-Fil-A
When a straight male receives a blowjob from a homosexual male. The term only applies to straight males who enjoy the act.
Fruit Cup from Chick-Fil-A: "Man, I was at this party... dude was givin' fruit cups from Chick-Fil-A all over the place!"
7. jizz cup
A woman's belly button.
that chick has a large jizz cup
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