| 1. | cup o' cheese | ||
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Cupping your hand over your fart box expelling your noxious gasses and then shoving your cupped hand up to a friends nose for a pleasant whiff while repeating the words "cup o'cheese".
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| 2. | cheese-intake | ||
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Slang for the amount of cheese one eats, usually referenced in a derogatory manner, towards women, but can be used in reference to men as well. Usually references a more than necessary amount of cheese eaten by one person, sometimes in gross and disgusting excess. Buddy #1: 'Did you notice the amount of cheese-intake with grease-puss today? More than one cup o' cheese for sure today, my brother!'
Buddy #2: 'Oh, that fat-bitch has got serious Jessica Simpson disorder, but not a fraction as fuckable tho as that blond-ho. Goddamn fat, stupid cheese-sloth! I just don't get how a person can drink melted Velveeta, from a coffee cup!!' |
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| 3. | coffee cup of melted Velveeta | ||
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A phrase that refers jokingly to a comfort food, usually drank/drunk or eaten with a large spoon. Can be used in a derogatory fashion as well, especially when referring to cheese-sloth. Both men and women, mostly from the Southern portions of the U.S., but elsewhere around the world as well, tend to eat large amounts of Velveeta cheese, usually in a dish called queso, but in other forms as well. Larger women from the South sometimes microwave a coffee cup of melted Velveeta when they're on their period and drink it when it's cooled enough, like a shot of alcohol, in one quick slurp, or sometimes, slowly, that is, if they're deeply engendered in their cheese-slothness. Buddy #1: 'Guess what grease-puss did today, dude?'
Buddy #2: 'Not another coffee cup of melted Velveeta? Buddy #1: 'Did she slurp it or spoon it? Buddy #2: 'You know old cheese-sloth, on the rag again, so, totally slurped it, man, again....' Buddy #1: 'Gross, man, what a fat-assed slag.' |
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| 4. | wet cheese | ||
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A yellow artificially and hydrogenated dyed mess that resembles melted party cheese; appeals to some, disgusts many. Suh yo, let me get somma dat wet cheese free toppin. Nah dawg squirt some mow dat liqueh stuff on mah hot dawg from dis 7-11 right cheah. 7-11 gots the best dawgs in town. It's free toppin, keep squirtin!
Hey marcus! Hook me up whit one a dem pretzels with a cup o' dat wet cheese! |
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| 5. | cyclops monkeys in a cup | ||
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Created on April 10th, 2008 by a young sexy beast of a boy named *censored* *censored* *censored*, Cyclops Monkeys in a Cup were an instant hit to the entire school. With their floppy, flailing arms, funny looking eye, and selling agreement with McDonald's, these lovable little items became an instant hit to the shopping market of the United States. Such a hit were they, in fact, that even the President and his cabinet fell in love with them.
Yes, you saw correctly. Cyclops Monkeys in a Cup are available in every McDonald's near you along with the purchase of a Happy Meal. Use their laserlike eyes to burn a hole in that disgusting 13482342 fat gram containing burger that you are eating! I went to McD's (McSucks) and got fifty quarter pounders with cheese, along with five million milkshakes and nine thousand big macs (typical O'Malley order). Along with my gargantuan order came five free Cyclops Monkeys in a Cup! I was so excited that I went home and played with my new toy for twenty years.
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| 6. | Connisnorus | ||
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A Connisnorus is the most fearless mother fucker! It is the badass of all badasses in the universe. Not many know what the Connisnorus looks like as most that have seen one have been drank into such an unconsciousness that they couldn’t recall what happened. The Connisnorus can usually be found at a local watering hole, but make sure you think twice before approaching one. This animal is fearless, it will crack open a can of whoop ass and crack its victims skull like a fresh bottle of beer and then eat their brain and digest their thoughts cause it can. The Connisnorus throws caution to the wind like a fresh cup o’ cheese. This animal is most know for its “I don’t give a fuck” attitude topped off with the ability to drink and drink to only pass out for a little bit and go right back to the bottle. This creature is truly one of kind and should be feared!
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| 7. | poopuke | ||
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Originating from "The Chico Bender" in fall of 2001.
A poopuke is generally found the morning after a hard night of drinking Steel Reserves and late night gorging on multiple servings of "Cup O' Noodles" doused with "Muy Bueno" cheese and "Tapatio". It consists of what can only be described as puking out of ones anus. Typically it is not a pleasurable experience though the recognition by ones peers of completing this act could be worth the agony. I didn't make it to the john this morning during my poopuke attack. Mikey's bedroom may need to be hosed down.
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