cuntectomy 

1) The removal of a complete cunt from a group situation thus making the whole world a better place for everyone else.

You: What should we do about that bitch in accounts?

Me: We need to perform a cuntectomy and get that fucker out of there.

cuntectomy by Wafty Cranker March 25, 2008

cuntractor

A contractor (especially an IT contractor) who is a cunt.

These new contractors on the project seem, OK, but I'm not sure about the American.' 'No, he's right up his own arse.' 'And he's a Marillion fan.' 'Ah, what a cuntractor.

cuntractor by cuksocker November 9, 2010

cuntbreath 

to have breath bad as a smelly cunt. cunt

Christ Stu ! You cuntbreath ! Some brandy last nite or what ??

cuntbreath by Big T November 11, 2003

cuntwrecker 

A dick, especially one used for ravaging a vagina or ass.

your mom repeatedly begged for my monster cuntwrecker in her tight twat.

cuntwrecker by Patticakes June 15, 2006

cuntract 

being in a relationship; having a girlfriend.

Hey Mike you coming to the party tonight? Jimmy's bringing some girls that are down to party. Why you offering me this? You know I'm under cuntract.

cuntract by DAVnCHAINS September 2, 2013

cuntbreath 

bad pussy,breath

you have cuntbreath

cuntbreath by slayer August 25, 2003

cunterect

Play on "correct", something that is so right that it excites the loins.

Scott: Dude! Meet me at the bar around 8, Julie will be there with Caitlyn.
Cam: The chick with the giant nips that never wears a bra?
Scott: That is cunterect!

cunterect by Beerdude March 12, 2008