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flying cunt monkey 

an extremely irritating person. Someone who is just so annoying that no sensible phrase will fit.
stop doing that..you flying cunt monkey!!!! you are irritating the fuck out of me!!

Little Cunt Monkey 

(Not to be confused with little cheeky monkey)

A small unrestrained belligerent child, often, but not limited to, the product/offspring of parents that have immigrated from the sub continent

More often than not seen travelling at speed in the back seat of a vehicle, but can also be found frolicking in the front seat while the parents are on their mobile phone, wearing seatbelts and completely oblivous to whats going on, not only in the car, but also on the road.
Look at that little cunt monkey jumping around on the back seat, their parents must hate them or they would be wearing a seatbelt
Little Cunt Monkey by The Asylum February 27, 2023

cunt monkey 

a less than affectionate term for the young offspring of a human female
tom: is matt coming out on the lash with us tonight?
gareth: nah, cherly's making his stay in to watch the cunt monkey.
cunt monkey by crxchaos July 7, 2006

Cunt Monkey 

someone that always has his face in a pussy. someone that performs lots of oral sex on women.
"He is such a cunt monkey"
"I want to be a cunt monkey"
Cunt Monkey by Brent B. June 4, 2007

Cunt monkey 

A species of cunt that nobody likes and laughs obnoxiously.
“Look it’s a cunt monkey, look at his face. I want to punch his throat in”
Cunt monkey by anonymous November 8, 2020

cunt monkey 

a term or expression used for someone has some what ticked you off. soo you call them a cunt monkey

or someone that is obsesses with vagina.
annoying person: haha what a douchbag

you: wow, way to be a cunt monkey
annoying guy: shut up u fag.
cunt monkey by XxlovelesslostxX October 22, 2009