Top Definition
The state of being such a cunt, that you are a waffle too.
Shannon is a cuntwaffle!
by Josh August 17, 2003
Another way to say cunt, yet will piss off a girl even more.
Guy: you cunt waffle
Girl: wtf! im not only a cunt. im a cunt waffle.
by krack March 12, 2005
When a fat woman strips butt naked and forces your face into her cunt, she will then roll around like a waffle maker with your face in between her legs and the cellulite leaving a waffle pattern on your face.
I cant believe it, sheila just gave me a cunt waffle after i told her not to
by PUSHINUPDAISIES March 21, 2011
noun: Term used to describe a "special" kind of person that has reached such a level of annoyance that no other word seems to suffice; word used to describe the ultimate douche bag.
That cuntwaffle just backed into me.
by EmilyBinx July 10, 2014
One (cunty indivitual) who is talented in the field of retaining a topping such as syrup, jelly, or butter.
"Cuntiness is measured by the efficiency with which one can retain syrup. You, Madame, are a waffle."

"Merry Christmas, cuntwaffle!"
by I demand pie November 16, 2014
A breakfast taco with a waffle shell filled with sausage.
Nothing is more filling than a cuntwaffle.
by utahanarchist September 30, 2014
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