Cuntstable Share definition Flag Derived from the term 'Constable'. Simply a standard constable with a little, or a lot(in most cases) of cunt in them. Fuck off cuntstable, i didnt kill the cunt. Cuntstable by gaucii February 10, 2009 0 0 Get merch Get the Cuntstable mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch