mancs are the werst horribl cunts of de earth they al need shootin in the head an they cant dress they have there hair spiked up and have the nerve 2 skit scouser 4 there dress sense every manc is a shitouse wen i go on oliday i alwayz meet a manc an everyone of the bastards are scared of scousers
bastards wit der hair spiked up wa da fuk is tha about u manc wankers
The Emo comb-over. the style that an entire scene has adopted. long bangs lofted over the head to cover a full third of the face. usually dyed black.
Mark: what is up with Rob's hair?
Jeff: Oh he got an Eme-Over to fit in with the kids that cry and cut themselves to Hawthorne Heights albums.
Rosedale, victoria is a very small town between Traralgon and Sale.
Rosedale,victoria has some small shops, but its main attraction is watching all the hillbillies sit out on their front porches weaving their body hair into quilts. They get a lot of tourists there, mainly only as a gesture of curiosity. Most of the men have long, red hair, no teeth,long beards and no clothes on. The women bear a striking resemblance to the men, except they have tits. All in all it is a strange, spooky little town. One has to wonder how the shops stay open considering there is no money in being a hillbilly. I think they mainly rely on kind folk from Traralgon and Sale to provide for them.
Hillbilly Man : Oh my god woman, we got some of them rich cunts down here.You think they will give us money?
Hillbilly Woman : That depends how quick you can weave your chest hair.
Hillbillys flock to rosedale, victoria
-MUST have a myspace (Stickam is also acceptable,)more...
-has some strange color in hair
-hair must be choppy or messy or something!
-usually have long and colored extensions (coon stripes-)
-facial piercings (i.e. septum, monroe, snakebites, nostril, lip, eyebrow ect.)
-act like an immature little kid
-either do gore, or lush (cute.)
-wear super tight pants
-really any shirt is acceptable
-bows in hair
-dark rimmed eyes (shitload of eyeliner)
-brightly colored eyeshadow
-hello kitty and gloomy bear!!!
-say things like "rad" "stellar" "gnar" "cunt" "hoez" "nigz"
-have obsessions with random cute things that 4 year olds like
-listen to grindcore (or metal or techno or anything, really)
-think highly of yourself
-must love Jeffree Star
-take myspace pics in weird angles and be original!
-have a myspace name ending with some sort of inanimate object or starting with an adjective i.e. "lexi lush" "meggie massacre" "kiki kannibal"
-don't ever admit to being scene, cuz honey, if you're in the scene, don't act like it
-call people hun, sweetie, love, darling, sexy, cutie ect.
-being bisexual is very in right now for guys and girls, but if you don't actually like the same sex, then don't pretend you do
-try to get tons of friends on myspace (ex: "I have 15k!")
-be a bitch, but be sentimental at the same time
-always try to be original
Cunt whisker: A hair that that gets stuck in your throat
Cunt whisker: Example of long cunt hair that gets stuck in your throat.
Scene; stereotypically known to have a look as if the 80's shitted on their clothes, poofed up/dry hair, big rediculous useless bows in their hair, rediculous myspace poses such as the 'claw' (look below for reference) and the infamous myspace mirror pic, and basically a cross between "emo" and "prep".
A Scene is someone who's so into themselves that they're blind on how everyone around them hates them because they're unoriginal. Someone who's so self absorbed that they don't realize how rediculous their hair looks. Someone who worships something such as liquid eyeliner and dinosaurs. And someone who needs to grow the fuck up.
Girls look like dykes and guys look like girls.
Scene Dumbass #1:
Scene Dumbass #2:
And of course, the male-ish thing with twiggish legs:
|7.||watering the bushes|
watering the bushes is a sexual act that occurs when a female has an extremely large bush of pubic hair. the male is turned off due to the immense amount of pubic hair so he then inserts his limp penis into the gross bushy hair covered hole very carefully and then begins to urinate into the womans vagina. this act of urinating inside of the female's vagina is in fact "watering" the "bushes" or in reality her pubic hair.
i was about to lay pipe in this one bitch from the laser tag course and then i felt her bush of pubes and went limp... so out of pure anger i worked my limp cock into this cunts pussy and took a piss all up in her and wound up watering the bushes like a fucking man would.