Captain of the "SS Lady go Ruffle"
Captain Cuntruffles was born in 1634 and has been a Pirate since the age of 2.
At 4 years old he conquered most of western europe.
Then he died.
Also can be used as a derogetory term for someone who isn't good enough to be called a cunt.
When I grow up, I want to be like Captain Cuntruffles!