cuntectomy 

1) The removal of a complete cunt from a group situation thus making the whole world a better place for everyone else.

You: What should we do about that bitch in accounts?

Me: We need to perform a cuntectomy and get that fucker out of there.

cuntectomy by Wafty Cranker March 25, 2008

cuntractor

A contractor (especially an IT contractor) who is a cunt.

These new contractors on the project seem, OK, but I'm not sure about the American.' 'No, he's right up his own arse.' 'And he's a Marillion fan.' 'Ah, what a cuntractor.

cuntractor by cuksocker November 9, 2010

cuntract 

being in a relationship; having a girlfriend.

Hey Mike you coming to the party tonight? Jimmy's bringing some girls that are down to party. Why you offering me this? You know I'm under cuntract.

cuntract by DAVnCHAINS September 2, 2013

cunterect

Play on "correct", something that is so right that it excites the loins.

Scott: Dude! Meet me at the bar around 8, Julie will be there with Caitlyn.
Cam: The chick with the giant nips that never wears a bra?
Scott: That is cunterect!

cunterect by Beerdude March 12, 2008

cunterectomy 

A medical procedure in which the cunt is surgically removed.

Oh my god, if that bitch had a cunterectomy, there wouldn't be anything left of her.

cunterectomy by Rod Bignuts, Fluffy Boxx December 15, 2008

Cuntreat 

When having a cunt close by is a treat,

A girlfriend can give you her cunt as a treat

It was my birthday last week, my g/f gave me a cuntreat.

Cuntreat by jaffaw July 14, 2009

cuntract 

A cross between cunt and contract, generally used to express the only reason a particular loser would get some:

She hooked up with Ben? Damn, what kind of cuntract did she sign?

cuntract by Tim November 18, 2003