cuntrap 

The bullshit so called tunes passed off as country music.

I love true country music not that cuntrap crap.

cuntrap by jpg3 November 14, 2011

Cuntnapped 

When a roommate goes missing and you assume to think she/he is with his/her girlfriend. The missing person the roommate or friend is with usually is always a significant other and is female. Context can be used for lesbian couples and also used for a man who has gone missing with a female partner. playing off the word kidnapped only in a sexual context.

"I haven't heard from your roommate, have you?" "Oh he/she didn't come home last night" "Oh no I think she's/He's been Cuntnapped!"

Cuntnapped by Jo Brag March 30, 2008

cuntlapper

a negative term for a person you may have low regard for. a popular alternative to douchebag or a step up from a asshole.

That cuntlapper just ate my fries!

cuntlapper by AC Paco June 27, 2006

cuntlapper

Someone who eats pussy

I love to eat pussy, so that makes me a cuntlapper

cuntlapper by Azeroth April 14, 2003

cuntlapping

A man's (or a lesbian's) gift to a woman; oral caress of the vulva and clitoris.

"Cuntlapping is my favorite indoor sport, so lie down, sweetie."
"You better be able to breathe through your ears, buster!"

cuntlapping by Cornholio October 30, 2003

cuntlapper

n. American slang. 1) a person who performs cunnilingus on female genitalia; 2) a heterosexual male; 3) a sex-minded heterosexual male.

While he was diving into the spot between her legs, she thought, now this feels good because he's a good cuntlapper

cuntlapper by Roger October 13, 2003

cuntrap 

A location or event which women cannot resist: free manicures, shoe sales, etc. Parties can also be cuntraps, usually if they feature the sort of sweet drinks that many women enjoy.

An antonym to sausage fest

Man 1: Hey, I need to buy a new shirt. Wanna go to the mall?
Man 2: Sure. That place is a total cuntrap.

cuntrap by toxikhiro February 3, 2007