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5. cuntmuffin
A sweet, adorable, yet creepy person. Usually female.
Lenore is such a cute little cuntmuffin!
1. cuntmuffin
1. An insult that usually saved for a last resort to buy some time until one can think of something to say.

2. A person that deserves to be called something that the English language has no word for.
John: So I heard your mom was at the store the other day.
Eric: Yeah... so?
John: Oh, I just figured she would be too busy huffing paint and showing her penis to your friends..
Eric: Fuck off!
John: Is that what your mom tells her penis when it's attacking the innocent?
Eric: FUCK YOU CUNTMUFFIN!!

See, even though John is obviously funnier than Eric. Eric automatically wins because he broke out the cuntmuffin. John's argument is now invalid.
2. cuntmuffin
a person that is annoying and doesn't know it, so they keep talking to you
"Will your such a cuntmuffin"
by superbong25 Feb 20, 2004 add a video
3. Cuntmuffin
A Cunt of a bran variety
by Gaz Sep 24, 2003 add a video
4. Cuntmuffin
Someone who is an asshole when they are your friend at the same time.
GoDD Joe is bein such a cuntmuffin well ive known him for a long time.
6. Cuntmuffin
An annoying female nutritionist, who always gets you to diet.
Female Nutritionist "You should eat bran at least two times a day"

Someone "Stop being such a cuntmuffin"
7. Cuntmuffin
A short annoying, backstabbing midget who loves having hot sweaty sex with women. Usually cuntmuffins sleep with men to hide this secret.
Hello. My name is Kasey, and I am a cuntmuffin.
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