A pimp... generally used in the derogatory for guys who think they're pimps, but are in fact mere purveyors of bullshit.
'I shagged that bird Angelina up the arse'.. 'yeah, I'm sure you did you retarded cuntmonger'.
1. A seller of female genitalia... for hire or purchase.
2. A person who frequents prostitutes
Jim: Man im fucking dyin to get some pussy tonight..
Bill: You need to go see my local Cuntmonger, he's the best !