cuntkin

the act of performing cunnilingus on a womanwho is deficating in a toilet

a cuntkins gotta be performed on the toilet otherwise you just shat your pants while getting eaten out

by boobsaget March 23, 2009

cuntkin

A person that thinks they are "kin" with someone or something, mostly found on tumblr.
They are, if they want or not, cuntkin.

tumblr idiot: "I am kin with a used condom"
person: "You are cuntkin you fucker"

by GermanAf May 31, 2016

cuntkin

A pumpkin carved with a cunt shape (lips and all), notoriously created to celebrate the joyous Halloween holiday season, with just a hint of "guts" left inside

Judy, Andy, and Gibbs did a fine job of carving a cuntkin at a party in October

by Yohe October 21, 2007

Cuntkin

A person who gets cranky late at night, usually towards the end of a party.

Don't mind her. She turns into a cuntkin at midnight.

by Tassel July 18, 2011

cuntkins

A cat, normally owned by an old lady living alone, which constantly shits in your back yard whilst never doing so in its own

That fucking tabby next door is a right cuntkins! He's shat in my flowerbed again!

by Richard Barclay November 21, 2006

Cuntkin

A mixture of country and bumpkin, so basically a redneck, hick or yokel, usually wear chaps and an akubra

Is she from the country?
Yeah she’s a full cuntkin!

by Water rat November 4, 2018