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1.
A cunty or cuntish attitude.
Lose the cuntitude, Karl!
by J April 01, 2005
 
2.
Measurment scale for the level of Cuntishness a person is able inflict on others.

To confuse matters, any level <1.9 is catagorized in the Arsehole catagory at Level 4 or above

Example ranges are provided below

0.1 - 1.9 Arsehole Level 4 - 6
1.9 - 2.2 Average
2.2 - 3.4 Politician Level 2
3.4 - 4.2 ASBO / Young Offender
4.3 - 5.3 Politician Level 3 & 4

5.4 - 6.5 Politician Level 5
6.6 - 7.8 Serial Killer
7.8 - 9.4 Politician Level 6
9.4 - 10.1 Total Cunt
10.2 - 99.9 Sarah Palin
''that dude is a bit of a cunt, at least 3.2 I'd say''
''what the fuck are you talking about?''
''Cuntitude, quantifying Cuntishness, he's 3.2''
''you're a twat.''
''5.2, cunt.''*

*5.2 may not be an accurate figure, there is a +/- of 3.5 when the cunt and subject are known to one another
by senseofnon December 22, 2010
 
3.
The extent to which a person resembles a human vagina in their behaviour.
Sam's cuntitude was off the scale.

The cuntitude in this room is palpable.
by Should be writing an essay... September 25, 2011
 
4.
Ability to pull off wearing a hat
He has so much cuntitude, but his friend Frank doesn't really have as much.
by lightlysalted October 13, 2007