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21.
logically-impossible gerundive (verbal adjective) made from a noun cunt which makes a damn' good word
"Which one of you cunting fuckers said there were weapons of mass destruction in that one-horse fucking country?" - Tony Blair, Colin Powell, Jack Straw, et al., all looking at Donald Rumsfeld (George Bush was having difficulty counting the number of colours on the US flag at the time).

"Get that cunting iceberg out the fucking way!" - attributed to the Captain of the Titanic
by Dane Edwards July 03, 2003
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1.
When something is not working correctly
1)Gramps is cunting right now, we've been taking bong rips in his Jeep for hours and he still hasn't realized
2)dude, my printer is cunting right now
by Moscow Mark April 24, 2009
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2.
Being cunning to such a high level that the cunning individual is also being a cunt.
"Seth is so cunting," April said, "He stole Jack's seat on the board AND got him kicked out of his parking space."
by Zach O'Toole June 21, 2013
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3.
The act of being supremely contemptible in some way.
"Who the hell do you think you are? Take your cunting hands OFF my kid."
by TheLogicJunkie September 25, 2011
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4.
when you are desperately searching for a women to do sexual things with.
im going cunting, i need some sex.
by imichigander April 13, 2011
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5.
Coloring in pictures naked; preferably with a female acquaintance. A common variation of cunting involves the male having an erection during the coloring process.
Hey man, I was cunting with your girlfriend last night - Me
I saw the pictures from it, they were exquisite. - Friend
I know, your girlfriend taught me to color in the lines. - Me
by falball432 February 25, 2013
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6.
1.(Activity) The sexual act of placing one cunt against another and profusely rubbing the two cunts together (almost like Scissoring)

2. (Verb) Cunting can be used to replace the infinitive of any verb in the english language

3. (Adjective) Replacing cunting's suffix with a -y (Cunty) can be used as a replacement for any adjective in the english language, but is mostly used to describes ones mood
Sara and Lizzy, the two local lesbians, spent their friday evenings vigourously cunting

Mark: Oi are you cunting tennis after class?
John: Of course you silly boy, i always cunt tennis after class on thursday

Jeff: How are you feeling?
Dave: Pretty cunty to be honest mate.
by TopHattedMan December 01, 2011
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7.
The annual hunt of cunts.

Typical Season-Spring Break
Redneck 1-Dude lets go cunting
Redneck 2-Alright ill bring the shotgun and cuffs
by Mady&Ryan=Fapping January 09, 2012
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