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27.
To "Fuck" something up.
Craig, you just cunted that right up!
by moops April 26, 2004
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1.
An strongly altered state of mind, induced no doubt by the ingestion of chemical substances.
Geezer X: How was last night?

Geezer Y: Mate, I was absolutely cunted!!
by Phillip W Evans December 02, 2006
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2.
very drunk
We staggered out of this bar at 2am - absolutely cunted
by Bob C December 20, 2002
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3.
Cunted; is to be punished for a wrong doing by a person of female gender, where in they will leap up above you (or wait above doorways to cunt you unexpectedly) and drop down onto you, at which point you would then disappear into the genitalia of this female.
Jack: "You're going to be late for Physics; you're going to get cunted."
Alex: (Walks into a Physics lesson late) “Hi Miss, Sorry I am late…”
Teacher: (Cunts Alex) “And then he’s gone”.
by Jimbo-M October 08, 2011
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4.
extremely alcoholised: regrettably.
(the next morning)
"Jesus wept, I'm cunted, did I fuck you?"
"Yes"
"Get out of my bed"
by james November 15, 2003
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5.
cunted very drunk.!
jesus mun you were fucking cunted last night.!
by tic tacs aye May 04, 2009
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6.
Gave something a bad review, a real slagging off.
Nick Love and Danny Dyer discuss their film Outlaw and the critical reaction it received:

"When Taxi Driver came out it got cunted...but the bottom line is it's the film that we'll be remembered for, so jog on cunt."
by Marpleleaf October 04, 2009
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7.
noun 'Cunted' - to be receive a blow, strike, tackle, beating, walloping or injury of such severity that there are no other words in the English language to adequately describe the it. It is similar to 'mullered' but more severe
noun 'cunted'
1. that bloke on youtube that got hit by a bus was properly cunted
2. one of those poor bastards running with the bulls at Pamplona is going to get cunted
3. Mike Catt was totally cunted by Jonah Lomu in the Rugby World Cup
4. if he pisses me off one more time he is going to get cunted

adj 'cunting'
1. that bull proper gored him... gave him one hell of a cunting
2. a cunting is what will happen if you are hit by a bus
3. we are going to give the opposition rugby team a good cunting
by kavorkaa January 14, 2014
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