cunted - adjective: to be confused
cunting - verb: in the process of being confused
decunted - adjective: to understand
to be cunted
i am cunted
your cunting me
An strongly altered state of mind, induced no doubt by the ingestion of chemical substances.
Geezer X: How was last night?
Geezer Y: Mate, I was absolutely cunted!!
We staggered out of this bar at 2am - absolutely cunted
extremely alcoholised: regrettably.
(the next morning)
"Jesus wept, I'm cunted, did I fuck you?"
"Get out of my bed"
Cunted; is to be punished for a wrong doing by a person of female gender, where in they will leap up above you (or wait above doorways to cunt you unexpectedly) and drop down onto you, at which point you would then disappear into the genitalia of this female.
Jack: "You're going to be late for Physics; you're going to get cunted."
Alex: (Walks into a Physics lesson late) “Hi Miss, Sorry I am late…”
Teacher: (Cunts Alex) “And then he’s gone”.
cunted very drunk.!
jesus mun you were fucking cunted last night.!
Gave something a bad review, a real slagging off.
Nick Love and Danny Dyer discuss their film Outlaw and the critical reaction it received:
"When Taxi Driver came out it got cunted...but the bottom line is it's the film that we'll be remembered for, so jog on cunt."
An altered, dizzying state of mind, worse than being drunk, caused by an impossible, narcissistic, borderline personality, etc. female coworker. It's worse than being drunk as one never gets the chance to sober up due to the non-stop self serving drama emitting from this woman, commonly known as a cunt
"Was Misty at the staff meeting?"
"Yeah, and she cunted everyone with her bullshit!"