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cunted - adjective: to be confused
cunting - verb: in the process of being confused decunted - adjective: to understand to be cunted
i am cunted your cunting me |
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An strongly altered state of mind, induced no doubt by the ingestion of chemical substances. Geezer X: How was last night?
Geezer Y: Mate, I was absolutely cunted!! |
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very drunk We staggered out of this bar at 2am - absolutely cunted
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Cunted; is to be punished for a wrong doing by a person of female gender, where in they will leap up above you (or wait above doorways to cunt you unexpectedly) and drop down onto you, at which point you would then disappear into the genitalia of this female. Jack: "You're going to be late for Physics; you're going to get cunted."
Alex: (Walks into a Physics lesson late) “Hi Miss, Sorry I am late…” Teacher: (Cunts Alex) “And then he’s gone”. |
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extremely alcoholised: regrettably. (the next morning)
"Jesus wept, I'm cunted, did I fuck you?" "Yes" "Get out of my bed" |
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cunted very drunk.! jesus mun you were fucking cunted last night.!
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Adj.
Verb - past tense Verb - infinitive: "to cunt" A handy word which describes more accurately sexual intercourse between a person with a cunt (the vulva, not the derogatory term for female) and someone else. Example 1:
Steve: "How was Sara last night?" Jake: "Bitch wouldn't take it in the backdoor so I was forced to cunt her all night instead." Example 2: Johnny: "Why is that slut walking so funny?" Alex: "Some bros paid her forty bucks to get cunted by a donkey; the toughest part was finding a willing enough donkey. . ." |
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Gave something a bad review, a real slagging off. Nick Love and Danny Dyer discuss their film Outlaw and the critical reaction it received:
"When Taxi Driver came out it got cunted...but the bottom line is it's the film that we'll be remembered for, so jog on cunt." |
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