Friend: and he is so ungreatful never even thanked me
girl: he is such a Cuntchop!!
How it came to be:
Upon ordering a chicken caesar salad once, I took my first bite and realized something tasted very familar, but not like chicken. I then immediately associated it with pussy. Not only did it taste like it, but it had labial consistancy, that is, a labial feeling on my tongue, and upon a quick inhale through my nose, the scent of a washed pussy.
I dubbed the chicken - Cuntchops.
I'm not a big fan of cuntchops... It reminds me too much of my ex.