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cuntathlon 

When one deals with a series of cunts in a short period of time. eg. When purchasing a house.
Buying my first house has been like competing in a cuntathlon.
cuntathlon by First time Buyer February 12, 2014
A batch who accepts rounds of tea, but never actually makes a round herself.
Alison, you never made a round of tea and got loads all weekend, you absolute cuntbatch.
cuntbatch by I amcool November 30, 2014

Cuntpathy 

A mixed of being a cunt but with a tad of empathy. You feel bad for someone but they caused the situation themselves and fucked you over in the process therefore instead of empathy, it’s cuntpathy.
“It was like a cunty empathy, cuntpathy, like there was like a smidge of her where she felt bad but it’s like you asked for this so” - Alexa Demie
Cuntpathy by Demigoddess1 April 22, 2022
another way of calling someone a pussy whipped nigger bitch.
god sebastians such a cunt bath. he can eat my asshole
cunt bath by irlbeezy October 9, 2008

cuntbathing 

Where a woman ties her legs behind her head and then dives from a Olympic diving board cunt first into the water, causing a loud splash on impact as her vagina slaps the water
It was cloudy outside on Tuesday, so instead of going sunbathing, Olivia went Cuntbathing until she couldn’t walk
cuntbathing by swerty gert September 11, 2023

Cuntbattle 

Lesbian sex.

Is more needed?
Im really hot, Would you like to have a cuntbattle?
Cuntbattle by MahCokk January 27, 2018