the female equivalent of dick slapping; an act.
Did you see those pussy rails on Kevin's face? His girlfriend must have given him the cunt stomping of a life time.
To stomp/jump on ones head.
I possum stomped that filf cunt in the the concrete.
A Gang Stomp is when a group of (men/orcs/wizards/hobbits) gathers and all members of the group find a smaller, weaker target to stomp, eg: (5 orcs and 1 hobbit). All members secretly gather around the 'victim' and wait for the signal or 'battle cry'. The signal comes from the leader of the gang: 'The Stompmaster'. All 'stompers' jump from their hiding locations and begin the 'stomping'. The victim is knocked to the ground and the head is the first target, often taken by 'The Stompmaster' because he is the most powerful stomper. The lesser stompers go for the knees and ribs for maximum damage. The event of a Gang Stomp is also referred to as a 'Stomp Party' and is enjoyed by all people in the world.
Caveman1: I do not like that little shrimpy cunt over there
Caveman2: Me either, let's round up the boys and 'Gang Stomp' the bitch!
Douche Master, otherwise know as Doucheronicus Americanus, or The Master of Douches. Most commonly found in Ohio or New Jersey, south of LA, or on the beach in California. a douche master can be usually found surrounded by many other douche-followers, who all think they are the greatest thing that ever happened to the human race, or is making fun of all his douche-followers, calling them douchebags, while failing to realize that he himself is the greatest douchebag that ever walked the face of this now cursed planet. This douche master alone increases the douchey-ness of his posse of douches, making everyone they walk by want to utterly destroy them in the face and give them a mortal kombat-esque death.
A douche master will most commonly be found wearing a small, pink, tight fitting ralph lauren polo, a pooka shell necklace', and about 3 quarts of hairgel. He usually has plastic Oakley's or $1,000 sterling silver and leather sunglasses which he enjoys talking about to everyone he walks by. He is usually caught wearing tight abercrombie jeans, because he thinks everyone wants to see his overly worked-out asscheeks.
Chad Kruger from Nickelback.
Usually owns an iPhone, and most likely has his background of a tan bodybuilder wearing a day-glow candy-thong, but insists he is not gay, saying he has it only as inspiration of what he wants to look like someday.
A douche master is most likely found traversing his "pussy pounding stomping ground" in a "sick 3series BMW, WITH Nav" that he drudgingly carts around his fellow douche mongers, whose sole purpose in life is to poison all who see them and/or socially interact with them. The Douche Master...is the loudest, most obnoxious, most obscene of all the douchebags he is with.more...
The usual symptoms of the Douche Master disease is the desperate need to have an abundance of expensive hair gel, and, in severe cases, hair spray. Common symptoms include swelling,munchies,headaches,fever,nauseousness,small penis, and a sudden desire for big muscles in a short time period. You will also have an aching desire to talk solely about with protein supplements and steroids.
A guy named Mike, a guy named Evan, and/or people from Ohio.
1: "hey, wanna know how to make a thousand bucks?"
2. "Sure, tell me how!"
1: "Suck a big cock!"
2: "Wow, you are definitely a Douche Master"
1: " Thanks DOOD!"
2: "...that wasnt a compliment..."
Guy 1:" dude, look at all those douchebags."
Guy 2:"Whoah! what the hell is THAT?!"
Guy 1:"Is that...no!"
Guy 2:"yes...it has to be"
Guy 1:"That is...the megadouche!"
Guy 2:"No...Its...The Douche Master!"
Guy 1: "RUN!!!!"
Guy 2: "RUN!!!!"
|5.||Four Hooves The Pig|
A Tearout Breakbeat pig DJ That plays and produces beats in his barn.
He has never slept and has been awake since day 1.
he smokes crack by the truck load with his yardy over flowing. dont let this shit get empty or 4 hooves is gonna be mad.
he is one grunty mother fucker, when hes happy his barn goes off to some of his epic 16 hour sets, pigs dropin like flys.
He has produced epic tracks like, Stomping in the mud and Dont let me catch you sleeping out on his record label Farm Breaks
He likes to ride round on his teredactyl with skeletor and get hooved as fuck.
This old cunt is raped as fuck.
Watch out, dont let four hooves the pig catch you sleeping.
A.K.A. The New York Chili Dog, it is the fine art of taking a liquified or sludgy dump on the chest of the gutter slut of your liking. The ass-spatter makes up the "chili", with you're man-hammer being the hotdog and tits being the buns. Afterwards, you procede to titty-fuck prior said trashy pig.
Amanda is a gutter stomping cunt bag and loves the chili dog.