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verb:
the swift act of kicking a female in the crotch with enough force that the foot actually gets lodged in the cunt.
"Bitch, if you sleep with my man again, i will cunt punt you so hard they will have to dislodge my toenails from the roof of your mouth!"
by e-mo November 04, 2005
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Kicking a female directly in the crotch with intention to cause considerable pain without visual evidence of an altercation having occurred.
If I ever meet Paris Hilton I will cuntpunt her so hard that she won't sit down for the rest of her life.
by Walrus23 July 15, 2009
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Kicking a woman in the cunt like a football.
Don't touch me you bitch or I'll cunt punt you so fucking hard.
by Chadical May 06, 2003
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To strike a woman in the cunt so as to sufficiently bruise her babymaker. This may result in a toe fuck.
Yo, next time I see that slut i'm goin to cunt punt the shit out of her.
by BHyde2 May 21, 2006
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A swift kick to the female genital region launching the recipient into midair.
That girl was such a bitch I cunt punted her like no other!
by Sara Jane 22 November 06, 2008
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Just give her a cunt-punt
by Wiggles January 09, 2005
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The act of kicking a woman in her genital region.
That chick pissed me off so I gave her the cunt-punt.
by Big Dave Sully January 02, 2013
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