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1.
The mystical creatures that reside in everything that fucks you over.
James lost his favorite socks.
"Damn, must be those cunt monkeys!"
by lord frumpaloofcanchanpachanpow October 21, 2005
 
2.
1. an extremely annoying, disgusting person
2. a weird looking 2ft tall monkey with a vagina for a face
'oh. dude. you're such a fucking cuntmonkey.'
by Jamie December 02, 2003
 
3.
a less than affectionate term for the young offspring of a human female
tom: is matt coming out on the lash with us tonight?
gareth: nah, cherly's making his stay in to watch the cunt monkey.
by crxchaos July 07, 2006
 
4.
someone that always has his face in a pussy. someone that performs lots of oral sex on women.
"He is such a cunt monkey"
"I want to be a cunt monkey"
by Brent B. May 18, 2007
 
5.
Someone who is so completely despicable they transcend being a dickhead and can only be described by this term.
Omigod, <insert suitably stupid name here> just called me a slut! He is such a cuntmonkey.
by Elle-Belle February 07, 2007
 
6.
Someone who annoys everyone around them, usually resulting in a cunt licking contest.
"Did you see mike today? what a CuntMonkey"

"God mike is a fucking CuntMonkey"
by Hamster&DaWombat November 06, 2007
 
7.
1.) A male or female that is unworthy of being called by the name their mother gave them at birth.
2.) A male or a female who is legally married and doesn't have the courage to say they want to throw in the towel and get a divorce, but wants to have a relationship with another person..i.e wants to have their cake and eat it too.
I hate that fucking Cunt monkey that dances all the time on the stage
by lolab221 November 17, 2009