| 1. | Carolina Cunt Burner | ||
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This is the ultimate revenge during break up sex. First off you need a girl, it works much better if you hate/wish to cause pain to this girl, aka ex girlfriend. After arranging break up sex you leave the room and apply the condom, after that you rub on Icy hot, Bengay, Texas pete ext…. to the condom, but make sure to keep it away from your unit because this is meant to cause only the female pain. You walk back into the room nonchalantly and begin to take place in sexual activity. Upon insertion she will feel a bit of a tingling sensation, but that will soon turn to excruciating pain. You should be extremely satisfied. Dude you remember that bitch that broke up with me? well she thought it would be cool to have some break up sex, i hit her with a Carolina Cunt Burner that was so bad. that hoe is still bleeding
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| 2. | Rub the Hay | ||
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(aka "rub the haystack")The act of one sexual partner rubbing the hairs between the balls (or vagoona) and the anus, in order to achieve sexual pleasure. May be combined with a hand-/blowjob for ultimate satisfaction. Damn, bro, my girlfriend was super kinky last night. She played a game of "stroke the needle and rub the haystack" and it was top notch.
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| 3. | shrike | ||
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A mother-in-law who is beyond bitch. Worse than cunt. Totally meddling in the affairs of her son's relationship. Wife and husband or girlfriend and boyfriend are arguing, and for some reason, the subject of his mother comes up, to rub his face in dirt, she calls her a 'shrike'.
Wife/girlfriend: Your mom is a freakin' shrike! Husband/boyfriend: No she isn't! |
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| 4. | go rub a cunt | ||
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another way of saying' get out of my face
generally used when one is frustrated or when someone bumps in the hall way "fuck' go rub a cunt"
"THAT FUCKING EMO TOLD ME TO GO RUB A CUNT." |
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| 5. | rod rub | ||
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to have your cock rubbed by the hand or foot of someone besides yourself to the point of orgasm. Carlos- Suzie gave me an amazing rod rub when we were watching the movie in history!
Marc- No way! Me too! I'm gonna bitch slap that cunt. |
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| 6. | nico | ||
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A shit cunt with abnormally long neck whose musical tastes range from pearl jam to pearl jam. Likes to rub oil on himself whilst watching Beaches. Look at that cunt. What a nico!
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| 7. | Cunt Rag | ||
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Some one who is obsessed with strippers/escorts/whores. But is so vile, they cant even pay to get laid. "nasty strippers love to rub their nasty dripping cum filled vag's all over you every night after work. you fucking cunt rag."
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