| 1. | rip her cunt | ||
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When a guy or girl proclaims they will have hard sex with a woman to the point of ripping her cunt. On a night out in London, I decided to let everyone know I would 'rip her cunt'. The lads shouted back in delight 'rip it!'
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| 2. | cunt scab | ||
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the grossest thing you could ever find on a vagina. its the solidified discharge forming on the outside of the lips.
causes of the cunt scab could be one or all of the following - prolonged fucking - neglecting to bathe the pussy - frequent daydreaming about david hasselhoff causing you to glaze your seat, not cleaning it up and letting it dry as a hard, white crust, resembling feta cheese treatment of the cunt scab is easy. simply sit in a warm tub and rip it off quickly - like a bandaid. you don't want it getting caught in the hair. also, cunt scab can be used as an insult. man that was a sweet orgy. too bad for tina though... she's gonna have major cunt scabs.
**tina sits down** "ouch!" craig - "hey tina what's wrong?" tina - "damn i think my cunt scab just ripped off!!" teacher: "okay put away your books, time for a pop quiz" tommy: "fuckin' cunt scab" |
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| 3. | dime slot | ||
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same as cunt - just a name I came up with because a cunt looks a lot like a dime slot on a vending machine I suppose. My girlfriend's dime slot is visible through her bikini bottoms! That cunt looks as tight as a dime slot bro!
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| 4. | Cunt Tax | ||
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Added on to the original sale price of a product (unknown to the customer) because he/she is a Cunt To workmate:
I charged that piece of shit Tim $15.00 Cunt Tax 'cos he shat his pants in the shop |
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| 5. | Cunt Fit | ||
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When some skank ass bitch is all up in your grill because you're having a rip roaring good time and they take great pleasure in ruining your happinesses. (usually due to reasons unknown to people of regular intelligence) Yo dude that fat bitch came down to our house and threw a cunt fit about our music being to loud, oh did I mention that it was 4:30pm on a Saturday?
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| 6. | cunt lair | ||
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The Cunt Lair is the skeeviest place to bring a girl. It is located above Jeff's room. No fat chicks allowed. You can rip fat hits from Mini Hulk is necessary. Commander has priority. He is at the top of the hierarchy. Mastiffs are welcome. I was chillin in the Cunt Lair and I dropped a blunt through the hoop to Alex, who was on the bed.
We all brought our hoes back to the Cunt Lair for an insane orgy. We ripped mini hulk in the CL( aka Cunt lair). |
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| 7. | Cunt head | ||
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A derogatory term used to describe someone who's head you'd like to rip off. Someone who lets their kids down all the time. Someone so unreliable and false you'd like to skewer their eyeballs with hot knitting needles. A lying, moody, wannabe gangsta sack of shit. Have you rung cunt head yet to see if he's having the kids?
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