cunningulist 

A person who reads lips.

Lover #1: To the left
Lover #2: Okay.
Lover #1: No no no, more to the right.
*Tries to follow directions*
Lover #1: Never mind.
Lover #2: You need to be clearer. I'm not a cunningulist. I don't read lips.

cunningulist by LukasKares February 24, 2019

Cuntinitis 

Someone who is a massive cunt all the time.

Why did you leave him/her?

Cus he/she suffers constantly from cuntinitis

Cuntinitis by Happygf June 19, 2019

Cumingitis

Condition when penis is too small, cum gets backed up and is projectile vomited out the mouth. Can be cured by penis enlargement surgery, otherwise it is stuck with you for life. Cumingitis is especially horrific on Monday’s, and may prevent people from playing tennis.

Hey, did you know brandon has cumingitis? His cum is everywhere, especially in his mouth.

Cumingitis by The creator April 12, 2022

cuntinitis 

A combination of someone who is a cunt, but is also pretty big like Leonitis.

Yo, I wanted to beat that cunt's ass, but he was a total cuntinitis

cuntinitis by conna November 9, 2007

Cunnilitis 

A severe condition where the infected individual's brain is rotten. The cause of this to occur is due to Loli-bait games such as "Blue Archive".

The symptoms include:
- The Infected Individual screaming "Ouuooghh Cunny" upon the spotting an immediate picture of a petite anime girl of any age.
- Sobbing
- Any phrase that may come off as sexual and mention of a minor, particularly at most in Gacha games; ex. Blue Archive

Fred: Hey, you did you know about what happened to Matt?
Robert: Yeah, pretty tragic that he had a rare disease called "Cunnilitis", he's not the same anymore after playing Blue Archive

Cunnilitis by BiscuitsArePrettyNeat June 18, 2023