Pirate Cumsquat 

When a girl is squatting down giving a guy a blow job, and right before he cums, she loses her balance, falls off, and gets squirted in the eye on as she falls backwards!

That poor drunk girl was blowing me in the bathroom but had no idea she was in for a pirate cumsquat!

Pirate Cumsquat by filthy pirate hooker June 14, 2011

cumsquat

Squating to urinate after sex but only able to excrete semen.

I had to sit down to pee, and all I could do was cumsquat.

cumsquat by 60 Central February 28, 2008

Cumsquat

"Cowgirl" sex position, but with your feet on the floor, mimicking squats.

"I did some cumsquats on that dick"

Cumsquat by [[REDACTED]] September 28, 2019

cumquad 

more like lint licker..biscut eatn bulldog..a jerk..somebody that being an ass..can be childish and suffer from pettiness. can be jerkish and rude. the prefix Cum does not relate as being sexual.

you a cumquad for that statement u made!!

cumquad by KELLY-YO August 5, 2009

Cumsquat

It's when you hit a set of squats hard after a good creampie. And the load is expelled from the vaginal region.

Sex was a little quick this time, so Sara hopped in the power rack and to hit a few cumsquats.

Cumsquat by Smoothhandhank May 9, 2016

cumsqua 

a bomb ass faggot with no morals or strength whatsoever.

Connor's such a fucking cumsqua

cumsqua by Sheamus_54 May 13, 2019

cumquadomy 

Labadomy with cum

She asked me for the cumquadomy special

cumquadomy by Iwetalldid September 2, 2021