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the act of checking yourself for semen stains before talking to someone.
jeb: "howd the cumspection turn out"
george: "positive, man, ill go back in a sec to ask her out. I got some scrubbin to do right now"

bill: "i forgot to cumspect before talkin to her, and she totally saw what i did last night"
by EeNnZzOo September 03, 2007

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