Top Definition
cumshine
{kum-shahyn}
noun, verb, -shined, -shin·ing.

–noun
1.
a shoeshine in which ejaculate is used to impart a high gloss.

–verb (used with object)
2.
to give a cumshine to.
Sir, would you like a cumshine for two pence?
by J@R3D C. September 26, 2010

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