cumscuttle 

(1) Any amount of jizz that successfully evaded detection post-ejac, but is discovered unintentionally at a later date.

(2) Anything so bad that its existence is comparable to that of left-over jizz/vaginal fluid; an exclamation of a situation's ability to evoke in you the feeling of finding dried semen someplace you hadn't expected it to be.

Example #1:
- Dude, what's this white stain on my hamper?
- Oh shit, I thought she caught it all last night. That's just my cumscuttle.

Example #2:
- Women's rights?
- Oh fucking cumscuttle.

cumscuttle by cummilingusaur May 7, 2011

cumcuddle 

the act of cuddling with someone who has just cum.

"ahh, I just came! Do you wanna cumcuddle?"
"of coarse!"

cumcuddle by Nipplejizz77 February 4, 2010

Cumuddle 

A stain that appears on the sheets after a night of sex; formed from the combination of cum and spray tan mixing together.

The maid was aghast to find a cumuddle on Snooki's bed sheets after a long night of smushing.

Cumuddle by Kalabby January 1, 2012

Cumfuddle 

The verb cumfuddle means to cause a state of confusion in another or to have been put into a state of confusion and implied compliance through sexual suggestion. 2.Comfuddled can also be used as an adjective to indicate the object being in a constant state of compliance and confusion through sexual manipulation.

1.Any girl gets Jim all comfuddled to where he doesn't have a clue what he's doing.
2. That's her cumfuddled mess not mine.

Cumfuddle by Wittybit September 16, 2016

cumstudder 

When you are so lustful for someone you cant speak without studdering or cumming

Man my girl is so sexy that dudes just cumstudderwhen she flirts with them

cumstudder by Rexsixteen October 3, 2019

cumpuddler 

Someone who chooses or even prefers to remain in a puddle of cum after ejaculation performed solo or by another individual.

Babe, you haven't moved an inch from our puddle of cum! You're such a cumpuddler!!

cumpuddler by Dakodah Lorrayne October 31, 2022