After sex or a blow job when a man takes a piss, the left over cum and piss is the cum quat.
After sex or a blow job piss in the other's mouth and feed he or she a cum quat!
by cheeser696 March 25, 2008
Top Definition
a very dingy women who will ask stupid questions like "why am i so stupid" an "if you fuck me in the ass will i get pregnant"
"dude your girl is such a cumquat"
by half breed July 26, 2005
the female fruit
I stuck my finger in her cumquat and it was nice and juicy
by sj January 12, 2004
What David Essex is.
"That David Essex is a foppish cumquat."
by Elwood Reuben October 07, 2003
any of several trees or shrubs of the genus Fortunella
bearing small orange-colored edible fruits with thick
sweet-flavored skin and sour pulp
A cumquat is a plant that grows in Africa
by Pool Of Corruption November 23, 2004
a small 3rd century BC ceramic urn for collecting camel jism
"Ahmed had no clean glasses so he served the pharaoh wine in a cumquat"
by Osama Bin Fartin April 28, 2003
The juicy, fart-like sound made by a wet pussy during a female orgasm.
I was hittin it real hard and the next thing I knew she arched her back and blasted out a huge cumquat.
by Vagalot May 14, 2013
To blow your load while doing squats
"man today at the gym i cumquatted everywhere!!!"
by thankmelater January 20, 2013

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