Cumquats can be refered to as "balls" or the testes. Because "cum" is sperm, cumquats are what produce sperm to be released for many reasons- such as to make a baby. Cumquats vary in size but they are usually oval and semi-squishy. They are usually 2-3 inches long and most likely are shorter than the penis. Cumquats can be injured very easily and are usually prime targets in fights. Cumquats hang low in the scrotum or "sack" under the penis, around the groin area.
"When that girl got pissed off, she hit me right in the cumquats and I almost fell over!"
by Fillip Smet June 05, 2007
Top Definition
a very dingy women who will ask stupid questions like "why am i so stupid" an "if you fuck me in the ass will i get pregnant"
"dude your girl is such a cumquat"
by half breed July 26, 2005
What David Essex is.
"That David Essex is a foppish cumquat."
by Elwood Reuben October 07, 2003
the female fruit
I stuck my finger in her cumquat and it was nice and juicy
by sj January 12, 2004
any of several trees or shrubs of the genus Fortunella
bearing small orange-colored edible fruits with thick
sweet-flavored skin and sour pulp
A cumquat is a plant that grows in Africa
by Pool Of Corruption November 23, 2004
dickhead,dumbass,basically an ignorant person
Stop being a cumquat.
by *Jess* February 28, 2005
An old cum stain that has molded and turned colors.
We are pretty sure that the stains on Kandice's rug are cumquats!
by Tempi April 19, 2008
4 lesbian girl's cumming at the same time during a orgy.
(While having orgy)

Girl 1: Let's have a cumquat!

Girl 2: Sure.

Girl 3: Okay.

Girl 4: Whatever.
by PacificRecon March 13, 2008
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