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Cumquats can be refered to as "balls" or the testes. Because "cum" is sperm, cumquats are what produce sperm to be released for many reasons- such as to make a baby. Cumquats vary in size but they are usually oval and semi-squishy. They are usually 2-3 inches long and most likely are shorter than the penis. Cumquats can be injured very easily and are usually prime targets in fights. Cumquats hang low in the scrotum or "sack" under the penis, around the groin area.
"When that girl got pissed off, she hit me right in the cumquats and I almost fell over!"
by Fillip Smet June 05, 2007
 
1.
a very dingy women who will ask stupid questions like "why am i so stupid" an "if you fuck me in the ass will i get pregnant"
"dude your girl is such a cumquat"
by half breed July 26, 2005
 
2.
the female fruit
I stuck my finger in her cumquat and it was nice and juicy
by sj January 12, 2004
 
3.
any of several trees or shrubs of the genus Fortunella
bearing small orange-colored edible fruits with thick
sweet-flavored skin and sour pulp
A cumquat is a plant that grows in Africa
by Pool Of Corruption November 23, 2004
 
4.
After sex or a blow job when a man takes a piss, the left over cum and piss is the cum quat.
After sex or a blow job piss in the other's mouth and feed he or she a cum quat!
by Red Rusty March 25, 2008
 
5.
The wording used when calling one's pet quat.
<whistle> <whistle> Here boy! C'mon! Cumquat! 'Das it! Cumquat! Who's a goood boy?
by Toopoopouloop August 07, 2009
 
6.
The juicy, fart-like sound made by a wet pussy during a female orgasm.
I was hittin it real hard and the next thing I knew she arched her back and blasted out a huge cumquat.
by Vagalot May 14, 2013
 
7.
To blow your load while doing squats
"man today at the gym i cumquatted everywhere!!!"
by thankmelater January 20, 2013